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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 4 days ago

That's why in KSP I use the space map and just keep adding DeltaV until the orbit line from my rocket to the mun is a straight line and I launch when the planet is right in front of me.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 92 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

Jacks why so aggressive. Need a sabbatical?

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am having trouble reading that. For anyone else struggling:

[–] if_only@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

The real hero here

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago (4 children)

"If you miss, you end up among the stars."

OH DEAR LORD WE ARE OUT OF FUEL AND OXYGEN IT'S SO COLD SO COLD

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Don't panic. Shut everything down. Call the Fuel Rats.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

"Among the stars" might suggest it's very much not cold. You're in a stellar nursery.

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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (6 children)

You could fit every planet in the Solar System between Earth and our moon simultaneously.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a feeling we would have a lot of problems if you did though.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's definitely not recommended by the few cosmology sources I've read.

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[–] hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuck you for making me look this up. Only Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune would fit together. Venus, Mars, and Mercury are too much.

[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago

Depends on which part of the orbit. Perigee (closest point) is ~ 354,491 km surface to surface. Apogee (farthest point) is ~ 397,291 km surface to surface. At Apogee you could got them all. At perigee not at all.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think our oceans would leave earth, tide-wise speaking

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Please don't.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I bet I could miss those, too.

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anyone who has played KSP knows that getting to the Mun is harder than it seems.

Orbital mechanics are a bitch.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Getting to the Mun was actually pretty easy for me (or I got lucky). Landing on the Mun/surviving is a whole different story.

[–] qupada@fedia.io 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And don't even get me started on getting back from the Mun, ~~when~~ if you do survive the landing.

Sorry Jebediah, that was a one-way trip.

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[–] mercano@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Make sure to lead your shot. At Apollo velocities, you’ll need to aim where the moon will be at in three days, not where it is right now.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why limit yourself to Apollo velocities? We're trying to shoot the moon, not land in it.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago

Make sure you lead and aim for where the moon will be in 1 second

[–] SculptusPoe@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

The moon takes up only around 0.00077% of the visible area of the sky. That's a pretty small target. A deviation of .52 degrees from any point on the moon you are aiming from earth will miss.

[–] GottaHaveFaith@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Also it moves at 1 km/s around its orbit

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

And begging your pardon sir, it's a big ass sky.

[–] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ya but the moon covers at best only about 10 ppm of the sky's area so given a random direction within the hemisphere defined by the sky in which the moon is visible and traveling in a straight line you have a roughly 99.9990% chance of missing so that's understandable really.

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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I understood that reference.

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[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 week ago

f⸤▬こked

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Spoken like someone that hasn't played Kerbal.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

That’s like the pasties of censorship lol

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Who are these people who cross out two letters of a cussword worried about? Everyone can still read this and all it does is make the edit look like someone is a pearl clutcher.

[–] BearGun@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 week ago

It's typically for posting to platforms that "deprioritise" posts that contain "naughty" words, not actually anything about humans caring about it.

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[–] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Actually it makes more sense to state the moons solid angle in the sky from where I'm standing, instead of its diameter ☝️🤓

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Yes you could have fucked this up more. You could have posted this censored bullshit on the Internet

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought i was gonna have an easy time aiming for yo mama,

But the joke is on me cause i miss her.

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh my god I can still see the swear you tried to censor you satan worshipper! I'm so offended I dropped my body of christ into my tea!

The internet is for children ONLY, please take this FILTH back to your BBS, heathens!

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[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Not as fucking up as much as posting censored memes. You can swear on Lemmy, it's allowed.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Aim for the ground, if you miss that, just give up

[–] DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you throw yourself at the ground and miss, you're flying.

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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you're now in orbit, and that was almost certainly the goal anyway

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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

It's moving 1 km/s, though.

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