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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Get your ducks in a row, cunt.

[–] foxlore@programming.dev 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] frunch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh wait, is this one of those "Before & After" ones?

Get your ducks in a row boat.

That category fucks with me all the time.

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Totally agree - I went through the same train of thought and went to reply, but realised I was late to the party. So… ditto!

[–] polydactyl@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Get your ducks in a row boat. It’s a pun(?)

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

It's a "Before and After" Wheel of Fortune category. Good job on the solve! The internet hasn't completely ruined you!

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is correct. There is a specific term for this kind of pun but I don’t remember what it is.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago

"Before and after" is the category on wheel of fortune.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Sure, but what's the "wrong" answer she thinks is correct (assuming that's the joke)?

[–] Blum0108@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Get your dicks in a raw cunt.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I, N, and C are already revealed so that can't be it

[–] Blum0108@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think you're trying too hard to follow Jeopardy logic

Edit: plus it's her wrong guess.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Get your ducks in a row [blank]

Couldn't figure the last word.

[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It looks like a “Before & After” puzzle, which generally combines a phrase with a compound word or two compound words, so the puzzle is likely “Get your ducks in a row boat”.

Yea for some reason the puzzle category has been drawn over

[–] Damarus@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 week ago

Yes, my bad :/

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
  • twit
  • prat
  • dolt
  • lout
  • brat
  • snot
  • pest
[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

S, r, t, and d have already been revealed, narrowing this list to just lout

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Get your dicks in a raw cunt

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

That's what I thought also at first, and then I was like wait a minute, C and N are already on the board, so there's no way it could be cunt, lol.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Get your dicks in a raw foot?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Raw cunt would be my guess

[–] emmanuel_car@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

The “n” in “cunt” would have to be there already