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[–] glitch@lemy.lol 2 points 8 hours ago

My phone hotspot is called 'Moderna 5G Chip #133769' and the password is 'Bill Gates' just to fuck with conspiracy theorists.

Having no password wont make phones auto connect to it.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 21 hours ago
[–] anguo@piefed.ca 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you also dressed like Luigi Mangione, or is it a coincidence?

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

During the pandemic i renamed my wifi hotspot to Covid19DeploymentTest

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I always cut the seatbelt in any car that I drive. In a car crash, seat belts cause contusions. I much prefer flying out the windshield headfirst, since the windshield is softer than any locked seatbelt.

Never vaccinate. Stay autism-free.

[–] usrtrv@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Don't be ridiculous, 5G cellular is not the same as 5Ghz wifi.

Here you go: https://www.waveform.com/products/cel-fi-go-x

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

To normies, 5Ghz, 5G, 5GB, 5GiB, 5Gb, and 5Gib, are all the same thing.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

look alls i know is when i walk under power lines my teeth buzz

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

You think the victims would know the difference?

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You beat me to it

Conspiracies about 5G, Covid, and Climate Change? There we go.

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

5G-sus_Saves

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

WHO_cV19-spike_Var[Mutant85c@-4rKr]

[–] N0Decaf4M3@lemmy.coffee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

CDC Mobile Command
SARS-CoV-2 Pfizer Mobile Unit 5G US HHS 1 Pan de Mic

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

That

Pan de Mic

Is *Chef kiss*

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Bill Gateway

[–] bojoom@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago

xfinitywifi

[–] upbeatdingo@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago