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200g floor... Fonted for your enjoyment... Courtesy of Anon. For your safety, Aluminum was not pronounced in copy pasta of this meme.

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[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why does it have a picture of flour when it tells me to use floor?

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

you need to grind up your floorboards and use that

[–] Forester@pawb.social 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm all out of aluminum foil. Can I sub in a iron baking tray?

[–] haerrii@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago
[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looking forward to the How to Cook That video debunking this

[–] TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Can't wait for Dave to taste test

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] j4k3@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Robin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

maybe not originally but now it has this post as a credible source

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hold on brb, let you know in a bit.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

If they are eating bananas, they're probably more than zero K.

[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Do I peel the banana before cutting? Can I substitute it with Grandma's pills?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The nitroglycerin is only 50 mg in 10 mL of some ethanol, propylene glycol, and mainly water. Not gonna explode on you. Probably just decompose in the microwave. I'd be more worried about the foil.

[–] gnawmon@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 week ago

tried this recipe 10/10, its blowin!!!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] j4k3@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago

stop scheming