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ICE Raids: Myth Vs. Fact | MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives. (theonion.com)
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[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

MYTH: ICE agents are required to identify themselves.

FACT: Most ICE agents are preverbal.

If they knew what “preverbal” was they’d be furious.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Spicy onions are the best onions.

[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Perfect