I tried to finger A minor but my G string broke
this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2025
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Ok Mr. President, let's get you to bed...
Things you should only say out loud if you play the guitar
Drop D silly
Ah yes, where are these Epstein files I’ve heard so much about?
It's not even about the Epstein files. The real darkness is so much more fucked up. The child trafficking of epstein was a side quest of the of the power classes story. Epstein was the bitch, a pawn.
His story is a small part of the darkness of elites. For example, he's like a small town dealer getting caught when he bought the drugs off a guy above him who has a guy above him who has a guy above him that runs the cartel.
Sure it's important... But Epstein's a scape goat. And I fear people lose sight when they put all eyes on Epstein or trump... They are both bitches of the real game.
Trump is one of the most powerful people in the world right now. It doesn't get much higher than that. We should focus on him being a pedophile and splitting up all of these immigrant families. Don't forget his first term, he was splitting up the girls from their family and many of those people were never found.
According to Michael Wolff, Trump outbid Epstein on a mansion that was trying to buy, and Epstein was pretty sure that Trump didn't have the money. He suspected the money actually came from a Russian oligarch named Dmitry Rybolovlev. Epstein threatened to sue Trump, so Trump ratted out Epstein's sex crimes.
Even with the global elite, it always comes down to sex and money.
… and it pleased the Lord
But you don’t really care for music, do you?
Hale lewd ja
Isn't that just g major?
Edit, wait misread the placement of the index finger
Yeah looks just one note off. I wonder if g major looks like flipping people off
Funny enough, this joke works all the way up to d. No wonder the church attempted to make it illegal to sing elsewhere
The one that David played and it pleased the Lord? Ohh...