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Wtf is this commie propaganda, this is incredibly harmful to the fediverse, I’m very disappointed that we’ve stooped this low

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

You mean there’s another way?!

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Fake. Probably AI. I hate these misleading "life hacks" that just make you feel stupid when you try them and inevitably fail spectacularly. There is no way to open pizza boxes like that because that's simply not how they work and whoever made this video knows this perfectly well.

Edit: note OP's name. It's a clue that this is AI generated. OP is mocking you.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like it has to be fake because there is no free dollhouse dining table inside. Imagine how dissapointed kids would be if this was a birthday party and no one got the free dollhouse dining table!?

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

A lot of pizza places aren’t using these as much because boxes have become more ridged.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L16Xtry4vEA

[–] captain_solanum@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

The pizza place is real:

https://www.burattino.com/

The slogan "Crunch baby crunch" is also correct, found on their canadian site. Also the text seems far too consistent especially when the cardboard is bent to be AI generated, even if a reference image was given. And if you were generating an AI video, why would you use this unknown pizza place with three locations and a complex logo and not a chain which the model has seen millions of boxes of?

If this was an AI generated video, I would expect the hand to rip through the cardboard without there being any damage to it before. But at the start of the video you can see a hole punched through to make it possible to get a grip and tear. There's also a piece of pepperoni stuck which is a detail I'd expect AI to miss but makes sense if scissors were stuck down and rotated to enlargen the hole. This pepperoni is then preserved even after it is covered and flies away a second later. I dont have access to video generators to check but I think this might be possible although difficult with current SOTA. All of this leads me to conclude the video is real.

The voiceover certainly sounds AI generated, but theres really no good way to tell anymore especially from such a short clip.

OP is mocking you

What??? They saw a video online and reposted it to a shitposting community on lemmy. The point of the video is that it's a parody of the stupid life hacks you don't like. If they wanted to mock people there are much better ways to do so.

Edit: Damn I was wooshed

[–] DaTingGoBrrr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Lmao we're in a shit posting community. I don't think you need to take that person seriously. I take it as a joke

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 4 points 22 hours ago
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 21 hours ago

Oh crumbs, foiled again! You saw through my devious plan to discredit this pizza place as not real and then buy the land it's on for cheap to build AI data centres on it and gobble up all the water in the area and replace it with this serum that turns humans into giant crabs to do my bidding and conquer the universe for me! And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!

[–] techt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

My clue is the mystery projectile that flies off to the left for absolutely no reason and leaving no trace of its origin

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago

Why don’t they teach this shit in school?!?!

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

Holy shit! TIL.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Apple-genius-aha-moment.gif

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

To be fair, this case was the fucking shit.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Pro tip for Costco pizza enjoyers: they give you rip top boxes unless you specifically ask for the Neapolitan style box.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

LPT right there, I always thought the hinge and tab to lift the lid was just a decoration. Now I know better!

[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 day ago

Finally, a useful life hack

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

But then how would you store it in the fridge without the cardboard shards to wrap it in?

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Needs more pepperoni

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

The design is very human.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Y'all don't just eat it whole?

So wasteful.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Everything is single serving

[–] frostedtrailblazer@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

FFS, why have you been gatekeeping this from me for so long :(

[–] eta@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

What if I want to do it the other way? Is this the government trying to force me to do it the way they want it? THEY ARE INFRINGING MY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION!!

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

It can't be a real "as seen on TV" product because they didn't use the phrase "in the palm of your hand".

One day they'll need to sell a larger product and be forced to hire actors with freakishly gigantic hands.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!!!

What was the name of an old subreddit or meme concept with different Gifs of 90s infomercials?

EDIT: was it something like "You Don't Surf"?