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[–] SGG@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Back left is king for simmering a sauce

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

On many modern ranges it is literally described as a simmer burner.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 points 4 days ago

What's crazy is this is exactly how I do it too... Front right for noods, back left for Sauce

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 days ago

All my elements are broken except back left.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I use back left for basically everything. Keeps hot things away from curious kids. Back left gang!

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It's even more natural to handle when you have arms long enough, plus the angle of the handle doesn't make it dangle.

[–] 404@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What? I always default to the back ones since the splatter won't reach my clothes as easily from there

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 4 points 4 days ago

I also use the back ones since it is low likely that I'll hit a handle and have hot food flying about.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Do aprons just not exist any more?

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why wear special clothing to avoid the splatter when you can just not get splatter on you

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I take the same approach to software development. Why waste time debugging when you can simply not write any bugs in the first place? Mystified how nobody else ever thought of this before.

[–] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

I mean if you replace "not write bugs" with "write tests", this becomes a good metaphor

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My friend, you can just put the pan in the back burner lol

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean yeah it is an option but wearing special clothes for the splashes doesn't seem as necessary when you can just do a simple thing to avoid the splashes

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

An apron is a very simple item that simply goes over the clothes and secures with a single, simple tie

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's just unnecessary if you just use the further away burner lol

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's just unnecessary if you just use an apron

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well yeah those are the options. Use special clothiny for the splatters or just don't have the splatters. Second seems simpler imo

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh, you'll still have splatters.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

Can't say I've noticed any but could be

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I don't know anyone that actually uses one to be honest

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org 1 points 4 days ago

Making Aprons is easier than adding as many pockets to everything.

Might come back as we get out of gambler-designed slave-made garment supply chain.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I use them when naked grilling because I don't want hot grease burning my nuts.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Reasonable answer

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Please don't stone me, but I mean it's good when you just want to put something on boil for several hours.

[–] nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org 3 points 4 days ago

Np I think this thread is for the hotdogs+ramen crowd maybe?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm with the others here, back left is great for just getting some shit boiling out of the way, or simmering for a while. Back right is the tiny useless little fucker that gets no play until Thanksgiving.

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 7 points 4 days ago

Yeah. Back left is the only burned in the right size for my pasta pot. Back right is a copy of front left and thus uniquely useless.

[–] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

Back right only gets used during canning season in our house.

[–] Creat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 days ago

Back left is the second most used one in our house, cause it's the 2nd largest. No idea how universal that is...

[–] galmuth@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is this an American thing? On my gas stove, the front left is rapid boil, front right is simmer, and the back two are normal.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

depends on the model of stove

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 4 days ago

I use that one specifically for sauces/gravy.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

The size should be appropriate for the vessel. Things in the front require constant attention while the rear takes care of itself.