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Wont there also be balls of iron-56 just chilling?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago (5 children)

This is the main reason why, if you come across a genie in a lamp, you should probably not wish for immortality. You're gonna be hellafuckin bored for a loooooooong time.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Just one trillion years will do

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I don't want to imagine the level of procrastination I would have if I were immortal.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

I would wish for a life that ends when I want it to. Like the numenoreans had in LoTR

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

From what I have read on the internet so far, it's probably best to not wish for anything at all. Just throw it in the deepest ocean to do us all a favour.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I suppose you could wish for all genies to be instantly annihilated. Maybe toss the GOP in there for good measure.

[–] Calabast@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"Your wish shall be granted."

genie destroys the universe

[–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 minutes ago

"Eh, worth it."

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

What about extreme longevity though

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Yet all this energy and electromagnetic phenomena
from our very limited vantage point and experiments
feels like it bathes everything as it decays gradually
in slow motion, one rung at a time, towards entropy,
zooming down an exponential thermodynamic curve
that aims and trends towards zero, beyond our view,
beyond the horizon, touching infinity itself.
And here's the craziest part: the space itself where
this is all taking place, is accelerating its' expansion.

Like living in a slow motion explosion on a spec of dust

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Want to live forever? Tough. Cos even if you could stop your body from growing old and dying, the planet is going to get too warm and nothing will be able to live on it. Then the sun will expand and destroy the planet. But even if you could leave the planet, theres no where close by to get too that wont have the same problems later on. But even if you could get to another solar system, same thing happens again. But then eventually the universe runs out of hydrogen and its fucked. Or the universe gets spread too thin, and its fucked. Or some fucking quantum field takes a shit, and creates a bubble of true vacuum that expands at the speed of light and everything's fucked.

Im fucked, youre fucked, the earth is fucked, the solar system is fucked, the galaxy is fucked, the local cluster is fucked, its all just fucked. One way or another. At some point nothing exists except an endless absence of anything. Not even nothing will exist...

And people say there are no good arguments for weekly drug fuelled sex orgies...

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

This always blows my mind to think that we are here and we are experiencing this life and in the grand scheme of things its so fleeting, but that it all came from somewhere and its all going to die eventually. Could it really be true that there will just be nothing for eternity after this? Or are we not just a random chance in a previous eternity. Can we ever really know or is it all just our best guess?

Its humbling but also makes me feel even more like life is important and should be taken seriously.

[–] pyrflie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

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[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I had to google that lol.

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[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 7 points 11 hours ago (7 children)

I just had a moment of what is everything

I don't know how to explain it but from nothing to something to nothing again but no why

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Its the whole "why is there anything at all" thing for me. Like why is there any energy to have made all of this. Couldn't there just have never been anything at all? Nothing for anyone to experience. Its so hard to perceive and think about but its absolutely fascinating.

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

The 'why' is us.

Without consciousness in the universe, there might as well not be a universe.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Not having consciousness might be the best thing that could happen to a universe. Just everything existing, without desire or suffering.

With a universe that peaceful, there might as well not be us.

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What would be the point of a universe if there was nothing experiencing it?

Who or what is it "best" for?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What is the "point" of this universe?

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Us. Conscious creatures humans or otherwise. We are the genesis of "point".

By analogy, what's the point of a sun, or a planet, being a thing? It just is, right? A mechanism of nature.

Maybe we are do, but it's undeniable tjsybwe experience reality. Experience is the only thing they can have a point, by definition. This is simply axiomatic.

There is no knowing a universe without knowers, so whether something just is, absent is, is a nonsense question. Sense to whom, after all?

[–] theywanttocontrolyou@lemmy.world 22 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Typically something a consciousness would say.

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It's a cool axiom though. I mean if there's nothing conscious to know the universe exists, like, so what? A universe needs life to matter to that life. Intrinsic mattering makes no sense. Things have to matter to other things that have the capacity to want or need. But without consciousness, those things might as well be like calculations in a computer.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

to matter Why should it?

to that life Tautology

if a tree falls in yhe forest and no one is around to hear, does it make a sound?

Nope, only matters if we hear it.

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Indeed. But it's an axiom, not a tautology.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The cosmos can't ponder itself so excuse us for being self centered lol

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

We are the cosmos pondering itself.

Carl Sagan said it more or this way and he was right.

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[–] 4grams@awful.systems 12 points 14 hours ago

Honestly, this factoid is the closest thing to a real Total Perspective Vortex in hat I’ve ever felt.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 28 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

We're doing a pretty bang up job of making that one second as stupid and painful as possible.

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