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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 239 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Step up your parenting game: Study metallurgy.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 107 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Learn CAD. Build a CNC machine.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Not that kind of CNC.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 89 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Drop it from space on your enemies

[–] overworkedandundersane@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 week ago

Helicopter parenting?

More like geostationary orbit parenting.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A depleted uranium core with tungsten carbide cutter blades.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Why deplete the uranium? Go radioactive. Cobalt!

Warning on bay blade : spin and run

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 153 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I remember kids with meter long rip cords and giant knock offs and extra large metal disks that terrorised the playground back in the day lol. There were also kids with knock off metal disks with flints that spark when 2 bayblades hit each other so that was cool.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 107 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I remember one kid saying he was going to attach razor blades or sharpen the fins on his Beyblade. I also remember seeing him crying the nurse's office the next day with his hand bandaged.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago

And they say you learn nothing valuable in school. Smh my head.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Knew a guy who sharpened his fingernails before a fight. Realized his mistake when he hit someone with his fist and cut himself up. Poor planning .

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Oh dear, I remember that episode of Oz! Sharp nails are lethal.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 6 points 1 week ago

Sharp the left hand nails and punch with the right hand

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

Get discs of steel and ferrocerium. Even more sparks than flint!

[–] mcforest@feddit.org 79 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I remember those fake beyblades that were completely made out of metal. Those things were dangerous. Never used my original beyblades against those death machines.

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[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] yakko@feddit.uk 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

You could say, balls of steel.

~Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.~

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 1 week ago

Fuck yeah. You can tell that dad was both proud of his kid crushing other beyblades and also proud of his own engineering skills.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No kid, you got banned for cheating!

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago

The duality of man -

Wholesome: dad gets involved with his kid's hobby and helps him win

Not wholesome: kid shows up to play with a rigged beyblade someone else made for him, in order to participate in a one-sided competition, predictably breaking the other kid's toy

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As kid I know only those made of wood

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

As a kid, my friends also realized this. We started using glue guns to glue more weight disks on our beyblades. It turned into an arms race lmao. It didn't get super crazy since people didnt own that many beyblades but I do remember i had a beyblade with 3 weight disks.

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Lol nice. I wonder if he used tungsten carbide blanks. Probably densest cheap metal if lead isn’t an option. Would need diamond cutting discs/bits to fit it tho.

Edit: probably for the best that I didn’t become a parent lol

[–] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I watched a video where some crafters used tungsten powder mixed in an epoxy for a really great effect. Get that heavy and metallic look of tungsten but easy to cast like epoxy.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But lead would be an option. Just don't lick it and it's fine.

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[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

for the best I didn't become a parent

What? Why? You sound like you'd solve all yo7r hypothetical kid's problems!

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha exactly! That would’ve been my mistake. Helping them trounce other kids would’ve felt natural, much easier than helping them become a better person.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't see the problem here. Your kid would be winning!

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Well yeah, and winning’s great if it’s theirs. Sorry I’m bad at explaining. It was my first attempt.

I meant that, given my disposition (competitive bitch, often lucky, won more than my share) I would’ve fought the kid’s battles too often, compounded my winnings into theirs, and failed to let them learn to fight for themselves, for others. I’d have created the privileged rivals of my youth instead of helping other’s children succeed. I think.

E: they’d be no more than primary school age today, so maybe I’d have grown up enough in time to fix my mistakes. Just seems like a gamble when a child deserves better.

'Better' as if any kid born today is going go get old!

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Its funny. I had never heard of Beyblades before last year. A kid/young man came it with his improved beyblades designs he had done in tinkercad. I helped him with how to 3d print them. Somewhere he still competes with them. He is twenty or so.

[–] hayvan@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago

My young colleagues (early 20s, I'm in 40s) found some real cheap beyblades in nearby Lidl, set up an arena and started fighting at breaks. They asked if we could 3d print custom parts. I'm not that interested in participating but I'm very interested in engineering the shit out of them.

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[–] atocci@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Beyblade X is so good again

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I was a kid, my parent found some cheap china beyblade kit box, it came with random stuff to make beyblade. One of the stuff was kinda heavy metal core and it had 4 small plastic bits sticking out, and they CUTS. I fucked up couple of my other beyblades before I notice the damages.

[–] manmachine@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

and here’s Bringus with another suggestion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2onc721XBs

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

I read it in his voice.... I hate it. I enjoy merry but man his voice gets to me.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Beyblade

It's those fighting-spintop thingies.

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