Multiply this by everyone in the engineering department and you have SAFe on planning day.
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I don't quite understand
It's a scene from the film How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying where the main character tries to make it look like he's been working all night, right before the CEO walks through the door.
What is he pouring out of that bag?
Cigarettes
I haven't seen the show but does he usually carry an emergency bag of cigarette buds?
Ok, I get it now. I was also wondering what our scrum masters were doing the whole day. They always had a mentoring side hustle and some pet projects. Now we they're all gone.
I guess their version of scrum includes naps? Good for them!
And tons of paper
no scrum, no master