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Multiply this by everyone in the engineering department and you have SAFe on planning day.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's a scene from the film How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying where the main character tries to make it look like he's been working all night, right before the CEO walks through the door.

[–] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What is he pouring out of that bag?

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I haven't seen the show but does he usually carry an emergency bag of cigarette buds?

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Ok, I get it now. I was also wondering what our scrum masters were doing the whole day. They always had a mentoring side hustle and some pet projects. Now we they're all gone.

[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess their version of scrum includes naps? Good for them!

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

And tons of paper

[–] menas@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 week ago

no scrum, no master