1 - I don't want my spoons to be ribbed for her pleasure
2 - This spoon is simply incorrect
3 - This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen
I'll choose option 4, its the least offensive option, but I'm not happy about it
this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2025
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Pretty sure 4 is actually a shoe horn?
A shoe horn is still a better spoon than option 3
4 is a lefty spoon. Not the commies but rather those scorned by the devil.
But she deserves pleasure too.
She's welcome to chose spoon 1
🐸: "Ribbid"
I think that’s a Moomin character, not a frog..
Lincoln imp
Oh yes, 3 does look like that! But 4 looks like the moomin.
My mistake, I see now the post was about number 4.
I agree
It's cool to have ID'd one of them, regardless.
You're not going to convince me that 4 isn't a shoehorn.
It's one half of grand papspys speculum and the soup is delicious.
"speculum" and "soup" belonging in the same sentence made me howl
3 - At least it is going to be clear that I'm not simply weird, but actually cursed.
I'm with you on this, I think. It's not the best spoon but I bet it's got an eerie glow to it, and perhaps shines blue when in the presence of milk or something.
Number 4 looks like a shoe horn, so I'd go with that since it more than one use.
GOBLIN SHOVEL
2 and 3 are diabolical, so 1 and 4 are your only real options. I'm worried about the mouth feel of 1, so I'd probably go with 4. It's oversized compared to the rest, but it's better to have slightly more spoon than too small of a scoop!
4 would make the best spork and has an edge i could sharpen to make it a knife too. I choose 4 and am going to modify it.
I will eat cereal out of a cheesy foreskin before I assent to any such decision
Relevant username.
1 because I grew up with that spoon and am already used to how fucking weird if feels in my mouth
Are there any rules about how violent you can be to the spoon you choose? Im sure you could turn some of these into decent spoons with some light physical persuasion.
Has to be 2!
I went from having no idea wtf is a moomin to literally seeing them everywhere
Who took a picture of my silverware drawer?
1 - 100% chance of a metallic taste, that lingers after use. 3 as well probably.
4 is the only practical option, just need to use it with your left hand.
I think my tier list is 2, 1, 3,, 4
2 is decent enough for me, unless I'm missing something.
Missing two little cutouts where liquid will just fall off it.
Depends on the curvature of the spoon as to the severity of this issue. We need to further inspect
And I feel like those pointy edges are just going to cut your mouth eventually.
Oh. That's probably fine.
Guess I'm never using spoons again.
The runcible one (1)
Isn't a runcible spoon more ... Forky?
I thought it was a sugar spoon with a faceted bowl
I was going to pick 1 as the most practical for most usecases….
But then i saw 4 has a moomin on the handle, easily overriding all other arguments.
I would like to choose 3 but I feel 2 is the correct choice.
I'm going with 4 too, unless I somehow lose my fingers.
4 seems the most suitable for liquid-er stuff, which I'd be unable to use my fingers for.
It also feels like it would be easier to clean than the others.