this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2025
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[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Type in poo to cancel it out

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Fool! There can be no poo without pee!

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's with the dim purple lighting? So ominous.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who says this is in a kitchen?

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Who said anything about a kitchen?

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You guys don't have black lights in your kitchens?

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Right? Otherwise, how do you know if you got all the pee cleaned up?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You guys only use stoves in a kitchen?

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] recycle_me_please@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Only in the kitchen

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The "tomatoes" gotta grow groceries so expensive!

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Ah right, """tomatoes"""

[–] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This picture isn't very clear, but I saw this similar coffee machine:

(if you can't read it, the display says "poo")

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 10 points 1 week ago

With this, the prophecy is fulfilled

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

Just drink some pee and it'll turn off. Glug glug here comes the pee pee train.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

It's giving you instructions on how to baste your turkey

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Houseman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hot pis pie like granny used to make.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago

Not to be that guy, but having had to repair ovens with these GE control boards on and off, what that display is saying (as the oven is on) is "PRE" for pre-heating.

The updoot lover that created this image just photoshopped the E over the R. You can tell as the segments on both Es are exactly the same in brightness and intensity, which is highly improbable in simple digital electronics design used for these types of boards.

[–] spizzat2@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

It wants to be let outside.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

It's Lemon party time!

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Theyre coming

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

The pee drawer kid now has a pee oven

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 week ago

Why'd you have to remind me of that awful franchise?

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You stick your Johnson into the oven, start to piss on the racks then slam the door shut.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

I have this exact model. It's a marquee message. It's the start of Peek-a-boo-urns.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Physical Education Extreme