krooklochurm

joined 1 week ago
[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 17 minutes ago

Like a young Leonardo discard could this planet one day become a star?

Butthole.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 hour ago

Ratatouille awareness is far, far too low.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

Step sister fantasies are quite common according to some documentaries I've seen online.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I'm cool with someone deciding to do this.

I mean, I'll decide not to go on the date, but that you do you.

Your lack of ability to judge my character leading up to the date, and the general sense of paranoia leading to a decision like this, aren't qualities I'm looking for in a partner.

Neither is starting things from a place of outright suspicion. Like. I'm not judging. I just have zero interest.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 hours ago

I like entities with tight moist holes. For cum.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (3 children)

Yeah but can a sex bot piss in my mouth while sucking my dick while I yell "but mommy I don't like apple juice"?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I masturbate until I forget about the decision I have to make and then put off cleaning my apartment until I finally just run out, randomly pull the lever, and never think of the consequences again.

Of course by that point everyone has already starved to death which is the worst possible outcome.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 21 points 12 hours ago

Dicks out for Jane goodall

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago

Reddit used to be like this. The enshittification happened so gradually.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

They've been blocking Vons for years.

The absolute degradation of the site is appalling. And most of the comments read like they're written by children, because I'm assuming most of them are.

The absolute stupidity of everything on the site is flabberghasting.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

You can download everything posted on Reddit prior to the great api ban in a torrent. So yeah it's still out there.

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