this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2025
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That’s my 20!
Little fuckass wingrat took my 20, took his picture with it and calls himself TeH mOneY PiDGiN and acts all benign and shit.
Fucker bought meth with it. Asshat.
Was your 20. Now it belongs to the Rew Rew Crew!
Got in 4.21 seconds, my ceiling caved in because a helicopter dropped a pallet of money onto my house
After paying for repairs of the roof the money is gone
Fickle pigeon!
It's been 6,7 seconds and I can confirm it works
pigeon holding american money, but used a comma instead of a decimal for the seconds in the text so it's not an american meme. what do
Mr worldwide
Fuck it, in this economy I'll try anything.
Fuck, I should have clicked. I SHOULD HAVE CLICKED!
I downvoted so what's going to happen to me now?
Watch out, he is coming for your money
Joke's on him I'm broke as fuck.
Hide your organs.
Prometheus thought you were joking.
They're not worth anything either my liver's pretty much spent and it's one of my better organs.
Good. The money for us gotta go from somewhere, ain't it?
We are going to eat this guy first.
That's cocaine pigeon. It doesn't have any thumbs, it's asking you to roll up the bill.
American money and continental-European decimal comma. Might be fake but I upvoted just in case.
New avian virus strain .... and all it costs is $20
Shit, 4,6 seconds. I really needed that money, too.
did someone order a stripper named rich because i upvoted and they ended up at my place by mistake
You should make that 6-7 seconds 😄
Upon failing to become fabulously wealthy, I can only assume this one of those "the riches are the friends we gained along the way" things.
Damn it to hell. I don't need friends. I need dolla, dolla bills y'all.
How have you managed to lose it already
Mfw it took me 20 seconds to read the whole meme
Can it bring mw food
Shit, my blood is mostly butter now
I have a slight cold and mispronounced this as muddy pigeon. Now I'm caked in it.
🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵
He protec
He atac
But mostly he make stacs.
It's a trap!
Is that 3.5 seconds from seeing the image, or from you have read the text? 🙃
Come on bro it's just a pigeon, obviously it's only tracking when you download the image.
Ergh dirty sky rat, Rock Dove my arse get outta here