this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2025
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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The British any time they talk about america

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Which is still less often than school shootings in America

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah. They are going soft con you

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago

In the name of her majesty, I have arrived.

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 138 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Censoring "shoot" now? Wtf. If you need to censor such inoffensive words to post something to a platform, you should get off that platform.

Fuck I hate sanitised internet.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 96 points 4 days ago (6 children)

And to celebrate the fediverse: fuck fuck shit fuck ass ayyyy macarena 😄

[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah ik and we are doing It to ourselves.

[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I gotta keep this at 34 upvotes

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[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago

I'm definitely boring and my porn preferences are weird but sadly this does not mean corporations and governments aren't monitoring all my shit 🫩

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 4 days ago (3 children)

So tired of censorship. It makes things like this not even funny.

[–] PKscope@lemmy.world 59 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I agree wholeheartedly, but this wasn't funny even without censorship.

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[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Let’s celebrate the Fediverse by saying the seven deadly words for TV

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (4 children)
  • shit
  • piss
  • fuck
  • cunt
  • cocksucker
  • motherfucker
  • tits
  • fart
  • turd
  • twat
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[–] marius@feddit.org 16 points 4 days ago

Oh no, I hope this post won't get demonetized

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why is sex corrected to “six”? Is this a Kiwi meme?

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Wherever this was originally shared\posted, someone circumvented the site's detector bot for blocked words by paint-brushing over the word(s)... but still readable to humans.
It's an annoying new trend.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago

Why don’t they just post somewhere that won’t block it then? Surely the point of this is that children would be safe there, so this just screws everybody.

[–] Fanfare2217@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

"Brilliant"

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

British is more like: oy plough me harda guvunah. Please plough me in me khyber pass.

Alan Partridge voice: “Back of the net”.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Ameri~~cans~~ p~~ost~~ing so~~cial~~ med~~ia~~

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 days ago (4 children)
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[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

these little self censors that don't cover shit or make a fucking difference ruin any potential comedy. who the hell thinks this is necessary or beneficial

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 days ago

This is just a worse version of a Family Guy cutaway gag of the same context. And censored shittily. Fuck this post.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Meowie_Gamer@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

As an american, i can confirm.

[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Well there are many figurative forma in english that include guns. Being a big caliber, taking a shot, troubleshooting...

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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 days ago

The most impressive thing I have learned about Americans from TV and movies is that they have sex with all their underwear on, so that when they get out of bed they don't accidentally glimpse each other's private parts.

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