Neat. But can you steal the cars?
this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2025
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I hope so. That would be grand!
You gotta work 40 in-game hours a week to save for a piece of shit rust bucket, then work up from there. The realism is next-level!
Hopefully not would hate for entertainment to promote immoral activities?
Big if true
By now I'm so jaded with modern video games that I expect it to be a barely functional release and fall into the same old pattern of over-promise and under-deliver. People who think it will be as good as GTA 5 after more than 12 years of updates are deluding themselves. I stopped playing GTA 5 online when they introduced microtransactions, the instant you could buy money in the game with real money, I dropped it harder than Donald Trump was dropped on the head as a baby.
Edit: typo.
It will be as "good" as GTA 5 and RDR2. Completely linear entertainment with pretty graphics designed for the widest possible audience. I expect the same slow progression as 5, where you unlock clothing stores after completing like 25% of the game. I also expect a kernel level anticheat and an online mode that does everything they seem to criticize in GTA 5's plot. Oh, and remove any remaining non-linearity, god forbid the player veers off by a centimeter from the scripted route.
spoiler
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In GTA1, this is the button you would press to get in/hijack a car. You could also press and hold down one of the arrow keys to do the "spin around" maneuver, whereby you would quicker get into the car. It was a sort of "hack".
Hon-E the children are memeing letters again!
El gran robo de coches sexto
Ive watched better call Saul and breaking bad, so I bet I can translate this:
The masculine grandma robbed the sex couch
Thats still a much better love story than Twilight and its also how JD Vance got married.
The great robot teaches sex
source?
Oh noo... Then all these time in GTA 5, we've been driving convertibles then...? Who would have thought... 💭
Great, another non-political franchise going woke.
I bet it will include female npc drivers as well.
"This is so retro, where is my Tesla?"
Barrio Logan in San Diego!
Those are the legs of the Coronado Bridge.
EDIT: If that's not San Diego - and I'm starting to think it isn't - it's giving me a weird disorientating feeling, like uncanny valley.
I don't want this.
Big step forward in gaming if true