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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What do you mean zero cleanup? Now I have to carry around a banana peel all day. All hail apples (yes, I eat the core).

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I eat the core too! There's nowt wrong with eating the core

[–] Bearlydave@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Angrily eats banana peel...

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 4 points 6 days ago

Make eye contact throughout, show dominance

[–] CyberTailor@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

It contains cyanides, so if you eat too many apples this way, expect headache

[–] loldog191@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

me too! but this one time in high school calculus, my classmate beside me ate the core and put the seeds and stem on a napkin, like i usually did. but then he proceeded to pour them all into his hand and SWALLOW IT IN ONE BIG GULP, and ngl it really pissed me off for some reason. after that, i preferred eating oranges.

[–] farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

do you just spit out the seeds?

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They tend to go extinct every so often and need a different variety to replace them.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Is there concern about the cavendish?

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Yes. Cavendish is in trouble.

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I could be just parroting a myth, but aren't they all genetic clones? So anything that evolves to attack one has evolved to attack all, potentially quickly wiping out just about all of them. And I think this happened with the banana we used before this one so now they're rare and super expensive.

Through standardizing the banana, we've removed biodiversity.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

They are a monoculture. Nature hates a monoculture. There’s a reason those don’t happen naturally.

Look up the history of the banana trade.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Banana smell is so powerful if you leave a banana in the fridge over night any unprotected food will taste like a banana

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

What if I hire a bodyguard for the banana?

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

I like how the person is placing a banana to show scale/size.

[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

If you eat too many its hemorrhoid time.

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