cats

I sit in the hallway and say 'pss pss pss pss" while making a scratching motion with my hand. The cat that comes over first becomes King.

Shut both doors, then open a different one and say "Whose a lovely kitty then?".

Make sure they can both see me and understand that I heard their cries. Turn my back and walk away.

Meet injustice with justice.

Shake the treat bag so they both come to me.

Turn and walk away. Never negotiate with terrorists!

The same thing a cat would do. Look at them both, give a slow blink, then stand up and walk away to go do my own thing.

Check mate kitty 🙀♟️🎭

Sit where you are, invite them to come join you

The splits

Sit in the hallway and open a bag of treats

Sit in the hallway and go "Ps, ps, ps."

Power move. You sit down in the hallway and make them come to you.

Refuse to participate in this no-win scenario.

Instead? Ignore them and eat a can of tuna.

Say “ma-ah!” at them.

That’s apparently cat for “come here”.

With my current cats I have a clear favourite so I would go to her, and then the other one would run in the room and demand the attention because he is a needy little shit. I love him though, he just never lets her (or anyone) have a moment of peace.

Walk into the kitchen, shake treat container.

There is this thing called "pspsps" did you know that?

Ask Schrödinger to put you in a box, split yourself into 2 timelines, then you can satisfy both cats.

I take out a pack of car treats and now both cats are in the same room

Ooh, a double slit! Do like the ol' photon or electron interfering with itself, both slits at the same time.

If they are my cats, choose the dark one because the white doesn't want to play, he just wants food, and will literally do this if I try.

Sit in the hall in view of both.

Put the ball back into their court. The little hellions...

Turn around and walk away, they will understand...

One is lying and one is not. How do you find out without getting scratched?

Open the fridge and both cats will come running

Close both doors, but not enough to latch, then watch which cat caves first and opens the door

Lay on the ground and meow

pspspspsps

Go into either room, pick up the cat in it, then throw it in the other room and close the door.

I sit right where this pic was taken from and start clicking my tongue and blinking at em. Their move.

Pfft, easy. I always have a full roasted chicken hidden about my person. ALWAYS!

Doublesplit Experiment. POV: You are in superposition.

It looks like you have two office/computer setups. Black chair person goes to pink chair and Pink chair person goes to black.

Observe reaction and report back.

Turn around bc I forgot my water

Get a bag of Dreamies.

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