D_C

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 14 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Look at that face, all wide eyed with a hint of a horny smile. That is a face of a person that's just been caught looking at clown based scat porn ...but is trying to play it off that she is working.
It's a story as old as time!

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

Too many people are sticking a wick in the 'chocolate' and getting some very long lasting candles and, like most big companies, they really didn't like people getting any real value for money so they've dropped the wax.

Obviously it'll still taste like shit, just not waxy shit.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yep, and precede it with something like "I enjoy our friendship but I have to ask..."
Put the emphasis on the friendship and how both can learn from it.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ha, I've had that happen when our kids were little yet didn't think of that at all. Thanks for making me laugh and bringing back the nightmare of the midnight pooper 🤣

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 days ago

can you explain what you mean?

Yes.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

You heard it wrong. You thought they said "here's responsible spending" however they actually said "irresponsible spending"

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (11 children)

Having a shit is a natural process, however doing it privately in toilets is nowadays somewhat of a social construct.
So, should I stop using the toilet and use your bed instead?

(Edit: I didn't think I needed to add an /s but...)

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 days ago

The problem nowadays is nobody wants to work...

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The problem is you're just not angry enough and therefore don't need to blame anything and everything on others. THIS IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, now go and stump your toe on something and start blaming others for it, dammit!!!!