this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2025
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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Why did they photoshop Michio Kaku's hair onto biden?

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

"It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal, you just don't see it nowadays."

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago
[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Thought this was a pic of Dead Domain at first glance.

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

I thought it was Gary Numan

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 51 points 21 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Thats exactly where my head went. Ashley Shaffers BMW. Woo!

[–] mech@feddit.org 22 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Show him this one instead:

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

What's the smooch count at now?

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 52 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fonix232@fedia.io 9 points 21 hours ago

Joe Bon Jovi

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

Show them a pic of Hillary Clinton as a reference

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 8 points 19 hours ago

Matthew Modine in Stranger Things?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 20 hours ago

Just say you want the Richard Branson.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Geert Wilders would like a word

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 4 points 18 hours ago

We hebben een serieus probleem

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

Say you want the Jeff Rense cut but cleaned up.

Or use this

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 2 hours ago

GRRRIFFFFITHHHHH

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 19 hours ago
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Mind posting this with another source? I can't seem to load it

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 3 points 22 hours ago

Should work now.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago
[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago

Isn't that just James May?

[–] welfare_wizard@lemmy.zip 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Tell them you want to look like a generic female politician

Hands you a card for a plastic surgeon.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

Looks like a DIY opportunity.

[–] individual@toast.ooo 3 points 21 hours ago
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 0 points 20 hours ago

Gimme that chocolate chocolate chip Jack!