Easy. D.
A. might have been a good answer but always remember to pay attention to the question’s phrasing.
Your childhood dog was the best boy. Current dog is the best boy.
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Actually in my case it has to be B. My current dog is the best girl.
For me there is no best boy.
I didn't have a childhood dog. That eliminates A.
I don't have a current dog. That eliminates D.
I've never seen a dog in a mall. That eliminates C.
And my sisters current dog is a good girl, thus eliminating B.
And with that, there is no best boy.
Guess you won't be able to amass a large sum of money, then. Bummer 🫤
Who will manage your grips?
A or D... Gotta go with D. They might be watching.
But A will be watching from above and be disappointed. :/
The grief will kill them
I saw how he treated the birds and squirrels, that boy ain't in heaven.
'Course I'm not headed that way either, so it's okay.
Option E: all dogs.
Neither. My favorite dog is the best girl.
WELL SHE SOUNDS LIKE A -*user forcibly removed kicking and screaming whilst yelling incoherent things about governments and freedoms and the sanctity of derogative words*
Dogs are pack animals, so whatever you choose, they're all gonna be happy for you.
With cats, no matter what you choose they'll ALL take offense and pee on your couch at least once.
When them butthole eyes hit you hard ...
(I'm so sorry, but I can't unsee.)
Everyone sees what they want to see. ;)
All male dogs are the best boys its impossible to quantify and separate them.
Trick question, as BOTH of my dogs are the best girls (or best bitches, if you prefer to maintain the alliteration). They really are, it's not debatable, so either you're messing with me, or I'm about to sue your game show.
I call my cats good boys, so take that.
My dog is a good boy but my kitties somehow are always naughty.
Which is fine because that’s what I pay them for.
Im not saying that they are good boys, or girls, just that I call them that.
I like to foster a home full of honesty, so my cats know they’re naughty but I love them anyways.
Plus my dog would start to seriously question the veracity of my claim that he is in fact a good boy if he heard me call them good too.
But have they found the masturbating clown I hid in the closet?
Whichever male dog I'm currently talking to/looking at is the Best Boy.
Likewise the Goodest Girl is whichever female dog I'm currently talking to/looking at.
Stupid question. All dogs are the best boy. I suppose it could work if they accepted any choice.