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A Twitter post by my name is no. @om_eye_goodness that reads “my 3 year old kept saying she "wants a spirit guest & needs a spirit guest" and "has a spirit guest" and like 4 exorcisms later, i realized she was just talking about asparagus.”
Exorcism is child abuse. I know this is a joke, just saying
I knew a student that had parents try and force it upon him. Why try?
Priest said fuck off, he needs psychiatric help not exorcism. A goddamn priest recognized his trauma, but his parents didn't.
My kid was asking if we have a fief, and I’m like “who taught her about feudalism” but she was just saying “thief” no honey we don’t have a thief, don’t worry
Kids love asparagus.
i used to be a kid and asparagus triggered my vomit reflex
When I first moved into my current house, my then three-year-old said that there's "a little boy who talks to me who Mommy and Daddy can't see or hear" in the house.
She didn't bring him up again after that, but ever since I've been alert for ... Not seeing or hearing anything, I guess.