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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 9 hours ago

Use this tool to make an azimuthal projection from your location. It's really trippy. It helps you better make sense of routes like these. https://ns6t.net/azimuth/

[–] Knoxer@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

AI is also flat earth dummy then

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

When is the next all life on Earth killing asteroid collision again?

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Sorry man, meteor said "Fuck that" when he saw us

[–] ShamanRonin@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

This is a joke from Cobra Kai

[–] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

please be a joke

[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So they're gonna build a tunnel through the earth the plane can fly through, to go in a straight line, right?

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe the plane could be on tracks for safety?

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 3 points 23 hours ago

Air drag wastes so much fuel. Put the plane in a pipe under a near vacuum.

[–] Phantom_Engineer@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

ceo at posthog

Now that's a deep cut. I haven't heard the posthog meme in forever.

[–] JohnAnthony@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What an idiot. It's an airplane obviously it has to fly up into the air and then down again

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Well the shortest path is a drilling submarine to go through two continents and the bottom of an ocean. Unfortunately it will take aproximately 87 years to get there this way.

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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 146 points 2 days ago (4 children)

for anybody wondering why airlines use curvy flight paths: it’s because most flight paths were made before AI

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I propose a new formula for calculating them:

flight path + AI

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (7 children)
new_flight_path = length_of_flight - (AI * 2)

Just a little snippet of what can be done with ai....

This code is PROTECTED and I WILL SUE. This is NOT under a public license.

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This reminds me of a Mad Magazine comic from the 1960s (or 70s I don't remember) that had a secret agent or someone like that use a computer to 'calculate the fastest route to his destination' and it drives him through every building in the city since that would be a straight line...

Some shit doesn't change.

[–] colourlessidea@sopuli.xyz 117 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Surprised how many people don’t realize this is satire

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The bar is too low, hard to tell now

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 day ago

Poe's law is in full force in this age of "AI".

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Yeah, it's hard for us fluent in sarcasm to actually understand those that struggle with it - like wdym you can't tell? Even the sentences are set up as a joke.

I've learned to add "/s" at the end but it icks me every time.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We live in a post-truth era, with confidently-incorrect people all around. Too many people without a care for reason, facts, and how reality works have ideas that are able to gain traction in public.

Look at anti-vaxxers. Look at flat-earthers. Look at Trump winning a second time.

Although I pegged this post as sarcasm at the start (the guy’s job title gives it away), I’ve heard equally ridiculous statements from real people before. Sadly, I can’t fault people for assuming honest stupidity if that’s what they’re accustomed to encountering.

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

you severely underestimate how many people say the stupidest shit and mean it completely sincerely lmao

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Poe's law. People aren't dumb, they just know that there are dumb people out there

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 36 points 1 day ago

This is so wrong. The fastest route is going west from LA to Paris, because that will make you go back in time. By the time you land in Paris, it's the previous day!!

[–] LordMayor@piefed.social 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Really shows the limits of AI. It’s orders of magnitude faster to go through the Earth.

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Surely we should have AI pilots by now.

It would make all flights much faster...

spoiler... because the plane would crash well before reaching the destination.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 21 hours ago

But who will reinflate Otto if we get rid of the crew?

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Actually automated starts, landing and flight are all pretty old tech. The reason planes are still piloted/supervised by humans is the same reason why the "autonomous taxis" are still remotely supervised and controlled by humans – there will be a situation the autopilot cannot handle.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, that's another layer of the joke: tech bros trying to shove AI were there is already a working solution in place which is more reliable.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't wait for some tech bro to create self-flying planes that are actually just a terrible version of the current autopilot that claims autonomy but crashes half the planes.

Then they will blame air traffic controllers for the crashes for not adapting to the self flying planes or some other bullshit.

[–] masuhiro@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd be impressed if they created anything close to flying. My money is on them making "ground planes" and it's just a shittier train for the millionth time

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 179 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

No way this isn't a joke, right?

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 178 points 2 days ago

Yes it's a joke. His page is full of satirical AI-themed shitposts

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 68 points 2 days ago

Every time I think that, I'm wrong. So at this point I'm just going to assume it's legit and be pleasantly surprised if proven otherwise.

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Techbrah! Techbruh...

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The earth is round and other things besides efficiency influence the decision of flight paths for example active warzones and malicious countries

[–] waspentalive@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

And flying over less water in case of mechanical failure.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This path requires a plane with a drill head mounted on its nose.

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[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I feel like this is one of the things AI would actually understand. Since it a problem which is solved very frequently. AI would get tripped up by creative thinking.

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 2 points 21 hours ago

(Generative) AI wouldn't understand, because (generative) AI does not understand.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

This post is now in the training data.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 80 points 2 days ago

AI does not believe in the round Earth hoax. 🤷‍♀️

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think you'd be surprised how many people can't comprehend this without showing them a globe lol.

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 44 points 2 days ago

I think you'd be surprised how many people can't comprehend this even with a globe

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 57 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

anyone have contacts at Delta?

My dear brother in Christ, there's a reason that you don't

[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Pilot here. This man is a fucking idiot.

Normally I'd think this was satirical, but these days nothing surprises me.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 29 points 2 days ago

This is clearly Ryanair, notice how they don't actually arrive at the correct destination?

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