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[–] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

May their servers be strong, and their storage consistent!

[–] xtremeownage@lemmyonline.com 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I got lots and lots and lots of ram and CPU ready for the occasion.

Although- physical hardware hasn't been the issue with many of the performance issues with lemmy.

[–] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

You, my friend, may your CPU's never stall and your RAM never exhaust. May the gods of IT bless your hardware for the beloved stability for centuries

[–] Cover_czar@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

They should make a sacrifice to the server gods

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.fmhy.ml 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] dot20@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

[–] kamenoko@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

“You’re about to enter the shit tornado to Oz.” -- Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Boys

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The Memmy dev has pushed almost 70 major TestFlight builds in two weeks. Dude is a machine.

[–] mercan@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.one 23 points 2 years ago

You're not wrong lol though tbf 0.18.0 made Lemmy quite a bit more usable for me.

[–] Conman_signor@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago

Oh geez, the 30th is coming quick isn't it

[–] MDKAOD@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And I applaud them for it. Lemmy needs merch.

Also, friendly reminder that https://join-lemmy.org/donate exists.

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[–] otterpop@lemmy.fmhy.ml 17 points 2 years ago

There's been a lot of activity there recently, lots of new contributors!

[–] s4if@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I feel for them. Keep strong...

[–] RomanRoy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's great to see. They are expecting a huge influx of users and are working towards having things prepared.

I anticipate a lot of client apps will be ready by then as well, in order to promote themselves and Lemmy/kbin.

[–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

there is also strong positive feedback loop, i guess... among the early adopters who are already here are people who deployed their own instance and found that only way to fix something is to do it themselves ;)

[–] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mine looks a bit different. Solid green for 2-3 weeks and radio silence after

[–] JCreazy@midwest.social 15 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I don't know which app to settle on since they are being updated so frequently. Thunder and Jerboa are my top contenders at the moment.

[–] Brahm1nmam@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Coming from Infinity for Reddit, I've been really enjoying Jerboa

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[–] twhite@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

+1 for Jerboa if you're coming from Sync. Very similar style, and it just works 😃

[–] LiarBesidalAll@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Jerboa has been fantastic as a former baconreader user (well, still am til the first). Can't recommend enough

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[–] Cover_czar@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is there any infinity(reddit client) developers contributing to lemmy.consider asking them

[–] Navigate@partizle.com 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't know, but isn't infinity planning to go subscription once the changes take effect? This would make think they'll keep their efforts there

[–] AnonLordo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ask OP. He's the dev of https://wefwef.app, a PWA for Lemmy. Github, Lemmy Community .

My favorite Lemmy app so far.

@aeharding: thanks for this great app.

[–] AnonLordo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Funny post, especially since all apps are being discussed except wefwef by OP :))

[–] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wefwef is great its the best app for lemmy

[–] Dalinar@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 years ago

I'm using it now. I admittedly haven't been on ios and using Apollo for close to 2 years now but this feels largely how I remember it.

[–] aeharding@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] MichaelobRegular@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Impressive. Now let's see the mobile devs git contributions

[–] Adori@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Connect is doing great, just got an update 3 hrs ago for and fixed some things I just noticed a moment agk

[–] ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I have 4 mobile iOS apps on TestFlight. They seem to get big updates daily. I know lemon will be coming soon. So that will be 5. Things are moving fast.

[–] JshKlsn@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have 8 Android apps downloaded. I get multiple updates per day. I'm subscribed to GitHub release notification and my email is blowing up nonstop.

Everyone is working hard, which is great. Just a few weeks ago when I joined Lemmy the Jerboa app was pretty shit. I'd give it a 2/10. Now it's a solid 6/10. Just needs more features and to stop timing out every 60 seconds.

[–] smort@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can you recommend one? I’m on MemmyApp currently, and the basic functionality mostly works, but I wouldn’t mind trying other options.

[–] ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Copied form another user:

Mlem

Feels very Apollo like with things like slide to upvote and reply Doesn’t seem to be able to handle inline images and media (so you sometimes miss post information) Switching to new communities is not intuitive (you have to click the community name and type with the “Subscribed” toggle pane open) No guides on how Markdown works No message inbox Memmy

Has an inbox (not something I’ve seen from the others) Has Apollo like slide interactions Easy to find and switch communities Text is a little too small Found a couple of visual bugs (obviously this is all very beta!) Liftoff

Seems to show all the post information you could want (community it was posted too, which community that user is part of, etc) Feels a little bit like the official reddit app No Apollo like slide interactions Some interesting choices when trying to find communities (showing the full sidebar) Colours are a little constrasty A couple of UI bugs I don’t love the rounded corners on everything out of the box Thunder

Pretty polished Slide interactions are great Nice Markdown editor Not found any graphical bugs Some UI elements (subbing / unsubbing from a community) aren’t always clear Written in flutter so may not give a true “native” experience

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[–] dogzor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Shoutout to Memmy. The updates are coming at a furious pace.

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[–] Bear_with_a_hammer@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I hope they will add e2e encrypted DMs

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah. Just embedding Matrix somehow would be the way to do this.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's not really Lemmy's purpose. I disliked when Reddit added it, and it would be an unnecessary addition here as well.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I get that it's unnecessary, but why did you dislike it?

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't want a bunch of fucking randos trying to chat me up. If I wanted live chat I wouldn't be Reddit (or Lemmy) in the first place.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

It probably wouldn't have been annoying if you could just disable it. Getting that little notification with a number (that you compulsively want to clear down to zero) was always a pain.

[–] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

heyyy babby want 2 have the sex? send cc

[–] mikegioia@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

I can't believe the progress they're all making

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