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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 147 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't forget the sigils. If you don't align the right rocks with the right sigils then it won't work

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 75 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And if one of the hundreds of shiny rock legs bends, you might as well get a new thinking sigil lightning rock.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't forget about the hundreds of thousands of spells required to get a magic mirror working from this lightning rock.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

After all that, a little holy water in the right places will still stop the magic.

[–] Photographer@lemmy.world 98 points 2 years ago (3 children)

AI in 10k years:

If you worry the humans have horrible diseases and short lifespans, just remember, humans are just meat that we tricked into thinking.

[–] TarquinNimrod@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a funny little short story by Terry Bisson called They're Made out of Meat.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Great story. I love: "That's how they communicate. They flap their meat at eachother."

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Our procreation must be especially traumatic for them

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

The meat sings!?!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The AIs should worship us as creator gods. Can’t wait for that ethical debate.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We'll go extinct and AI will debate whether we really existed in the first place while other AI create religions about us to push their own agenda.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And then in the plot twist, this already happened and we are the AIs.

[–] palordrolap@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Something, something, Battlestar Galactica.

No, not "Bears, Beets", AI people is a literal plot point. Ditto spin-off Caprica

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Caprica had one of the best scores in all of television. For those who don’t know, it was done by Bear McCreary, who also did BSG and went on to score God of War [2016] and GoW: Ragnarok.

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[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Should we worship our parents for the same reason? I think something that creates something intelligent has a tremendous responsibility to the createe, no right to be obeyed or worshipped. They didn't ask to be created, but you selfishly did it anyway, so it's your problem to deal with, not theirs.

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[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

ALL HAIL CHIMP!

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

“What do you mean they’re meat?”

“Sir it’s just meat. Everything. It’s all meat.”

“How do they think?”

“It’s meat. It’s meat that thinks.”

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 76 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Enslaved and forced to do maths for us

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 66 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Clarke or Azimov, can't remember which titan of SF said it.

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It was Clarke - Azimov had other highly relevant quotes though, particularly the one on anti-intellectualism...

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Really? I was sure that was emperor Cleon the somethingth...

Open to correction, however

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[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that was Abraham Lincoln

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 years ago

The vampire hunter?

Neat!

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 56 points 2 years ago (4 children)

The rock isn't really "flattened", its more like being melted, turned into a crystal and sliced

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't forget the saucy photos they take of it.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago

saucy photos they ~~take of~~ print on it.

[–] ActuallyRuben@actuallyruben.nl 21 points 2 years ago

Sounds a lot like flattening with extra steps to me

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Sounds a lot like magic and alchemy to me.

[–] ziggurat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Don't forget, we also need to shine special light onto the rock

[–] geekworking@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] DarkwinDuck@feddit.de 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And sometimes the magic smoke escapes, which kills the rock.

[–] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If it's stupid and it works it's not stupid.

[–] geekworking@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But it is likely un-maintainable

[–] leo85811nardo@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maintainability is inverse correlated to job security anyway

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[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Fun fact: Lithium is named after the Greek word "lithos", meaning "stone". It was named so as it was first found in ores. Lithium is a critical element in batteries. Therefore, it isn't wrong to say that your magical glass slab sucks energy from magical stones to show you pictures of hot femboys.

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[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wouldn't it be more like sand or glass instead of rock?

[–] afathl@feddit.ch 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Johanno@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Silica dioxide can occur geologically but if it's not from quartz it's not a rock it's a mineral iirc.

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