All I'm doing is hiding in bushes to look at tits, what's so wrong about that?
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2023
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Personally, I prefer hiding behind dunes to look at boobies at the beach.
Hell yeah, and always make sure to snap a few pics for the collection
Wait until OP hears about hunting game calls. "SEX! Sex over here!"
Blasts animal with a 50 cal slug
Are people hunting with 50 cats?
I've never seen it, but I'm sure there are some furry armies out there.
Yes, like a muzzle loaded rifle for deer hunting
(Erm....ACKUALLY)While you can hunt with a 50-caliber. It's usually only with a black powder rifle. Even then, I've seen most .50 black powder rifles use a 44 bullet with a sabbot or something similar.
That and hunting with larger calibers are usually illegal.
Yeah, the guy in my made up scenario was hunting during muzzle loader season
Broadcasting calls is kinda looked down upon in the birding community
Whatever you say, pervert.
I'm no pervert. Anyways I've got to go, I'm going to see if I can experience a Dickcissel, then I'm off to my mates to see his Himalayan snowcock....
Just because I like looking at breeding tits doesn't make me a pervert 😤
I learned that from Bob's Burgers.
Ornithology? More like hornithology.
Its just catfishing horny birds
~~cat~~birdfishing
catbirding?
Aliens be hitting us up on Tinder to ghost us at the restaurant so they can watch us eat dinner alone
I used to care for a tree frog with a croak I could mimic. Anytime I was nearby I'd do it and set them off in response. My understanding (which is limited and like 12 years ago) was that I had a male frog who was trying to one up me in response so he would get all the mates
But you did get all the frog mates?
Come on, buddy, don't let us hanging.
Yes, I was drowning in frogussy
@fossilesque wow what is duck hunting then
Me holding a fake plastic gun up to a light to get max score ggez
Same thing, but you say "Aha, I see you through my sights!" instead
Also then you murder the bird.
So more of a Saturday night than a Friday night, if we're sticking to the analogy...
@ivanafterall @cm0002 @fossilesque yeah i was trying to figure out how to tell them they missed a step
They're those freaky people that hang out in word of mouth clubs we don't like to talk about.
@fossilesque actually interesting af
They're also very self conscious about it, so... Sexual competition among ducks wreaks havoc on penis size
@fossilesque this information was not included in saturday morning cartoons.
i wonder if there was something else going on between Daffy, Bugs, and Elmer.
Birding is Sadism, the bird doesn't have a choice in the matter