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[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

Truly the brightest timeline

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Can we put some snakegirls too? =)

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lol this guy thinks a sentient race of cat-oids would let humans stay around short of enslavement

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

They'd first have to defeat the species of cat-oids that currently own us though.

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Tangential, this is also the best explanation why in Mass Effect the Asari, Batarians and Quarians look so human-like and many other species are sharing similarities with humans: A few cycles ago, a species adept at bio-engineering took special interest in those primates from E-arth and just asked themselves: "What would happen, if we mix their DNA with every other species in the galaxy?"

[–] leftzero@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't the Asari just seem to look like whoever's looking at them's wet dream, due to psychic shenanigans..?

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This belief that Asari use their psychic powers to manipulate people is based solely on a scene of three drunk dudes sitting around a table and watching an Asari stripper. I'd hardly call that conclusive evidence.

Also, if that theory were true, it'd have knock-on effects that quickly spiral out of control. If Asari would use psychic powers to make everyone believe they look like the viewers' race, then what happens to recorded media? What happens if anyone ever decides to draw how Asari look to them, only to then find out that others see Asari completely different? What happens if you try to touch an Asari? Do Elcor see Asari as Elcor-like? And Hanar see Asari as floating squids? How would that work with the statue on Thessia? And what range would those psychic powers have? And if those psychic powers had a lasting effect on the brain of those affected, how come no doctor or medical computer ever noticed that? And what do people see that watch media of Asari, but had never met Asari in real life?

No, I think the scene in question just shows three drunk guys seeing what they want to see.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're not alone in the universe but space is so vast that it's a difference without a distinction. 💀

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

I’ve come to the conclusion…. That if there are species out there able to travel interstellar distances in a reasonable time, then they have the ability to know humans are fucking nuts- because they can detect the radioactive isotopes in the atmosphere.

Which means the only ones coming are even more nuts than we are.

This, leads me to assume that either, they’re genocidal maniacs out to destroy everything that’s not them, (a la the bad guys in Ian Douglas’ Semper Mars series,)

Or, they’re Space Mormons.

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or they consider us primitive for only having nuclear weapons

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

No Trilithium bombs? ::Mastermind sad face:::

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I suppose i should have mentioned the third possibility of “both”- they’re Space Mormons; but we rejected the good news so now they’re on a genocidal killing spree. (And they think were primitive, as you say,)

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[–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Given how curious we are, I think being scared of aliens is odd. I would assume that a civilization capable of interstellar travel is fairly chill.

And a sufficiently advanced alien civilization could sterilise earth from the comfort of their home star system, so if advanced aliens wanted us dead, it would not be hard, we wouldn’t even see it coming.

[–] thatWeirdGuy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A civilization capable of interstellar travel would be a lot more advanced then we are. If we but this in perspective, we as humans don't really care about other species that much. Imagine a species that is more advanced tham we are compared to chimps. Some people respect chimps, but we keep them in zoos and destroy their living spaces. An interstellar civilization could see us even lower than that, just some primates living on a rock. They might not even think us intelligent, we only just have 'understood' quantum theory.

[–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think that is an overly bleak view. An interstellar civilization is likely on a similar evolutionary ladder spot as us and I would imagine that they would recognize this. I don't think that there is much difference between us and them in that scenario, except how far we have developed our idea space. Supposedly with the help of such a civilization we would be able to accomplish the same feats as them in a fairly short time. No monkey is going to engineer rockets, no matter how long you try to teach them.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Humans aren't exactly good at not going to war and threaten nuclear warfare with itself.

I agree we should be, but it doesn't have to make sense.

[–] thatWeirdGuy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ye, the civilization might see us as potential rivals even and to be exterminated before we reach their level. It would be very naive to think that any interaction with a more advanced species is gonna be positive for us

The difference between us and a mouse is only 50 million years. The difference between us and a smart ape is maybe only 200k years. Now imagine a civilisation that has been around for 1 billion years. And then apply the same exponential growth curve that life and technology have on earth. The distance between us and them could be absurdly huge.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

we only just have 'understood' quantum theory

Hey now, speak for yourself

[–] Pipoca@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a Sci Fi trilogy about that. All aliens are omnicidal.

The main rule is "don't ever get spotted by another civilization". If another nearby civilization wants to conquer you, you could stop them by threatening to broadcast both our and their locations more broadly, a kind of mutually assured distruction.

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think the scary part stems from looking at ourselves. We're well on our way "out there" but still kill each other in the cruellest ways. Our sadistic qualities only limited by our means to perpetrate them.

Hawkins shared his thoughts on this subject and, although less morbid, still quite scary.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

They may have stupid politics like us and need us as a common enemy to unite their factions/be racist at. So even if theyre not naturally genocidal, they might choose to "for the greater good". Plus our sweet sweet natural resources/scrap.

[–] biddy@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Have you heard of the Fermi paradox?

The best estimates of how many intelligent civilizations there should be suggest that the galaxy should be teeming with them. If any of them evolved mere millions of years before we did, given our pace of technological improvement they should have figured out interstellar travel by now, and they should be broadcasting communication across the galaxy like we're doing. Yet we've detected nothing. Why?

A possible explanation is that an advanced civilization is exterminating all other civilizations, perhaps to avoid competition. It seems like a sensible approach to lie low until we can figure this out, just in case.

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[–] PoisonedPrisonPanda@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Basically the plot of the latest in a nutshell video:

How to Win an Interstellar War - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tybKnGZRwcU

[–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I suggest Isaac Arthur for some great content on various sci-fi topics too, he has covered a lot of these over various long form videos.

[–] PoisonedPrisonPanda@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes I know about his channel. Great content although I mist admit that Iam not watching it very often due to the lengthy videos.

I also think his channel is basically source for many futurism stuff. :)

[–] m_f@midwest.social 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

Honestly I'd take the "we are alone" route, Chrysalids and Floaters from XCOM can go fuck themselves.

If we're alone then its ours to take.

If we arent then we must embrace our oldest tendency and become alone. They will either become one with mankind much like the Neanderthals or they must simply perish.

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[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We are the only ones LEFT in the universe.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or we ARE the precursor civilization before they got destroyed

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This ends badly for the Precursors, we become corrupted after creating our 2 potential replacements for holding the Mantle. Our own children, the Forerunners, nearly wipe us out and we have to flee the galaxy. We come back with a vengeance and manifest as the Flood and get our revenge in the end.

We would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those pesky Halo rings

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

We are the only universe.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We weren't alone in the universe:

We're not alone in the universe anymore:

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

According to the drake equation we’re looking at at least a few million planets with at least ordinary carbon-and-water-based life in this galaxy alone- and in such an unimaginably huge place as even the galaxy (never mind UNIVERSE) there’s bound to be at least 2 of everything, including sentient species.

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yet we see nothing. Even if FTL is impossible, we should be seeing signs of more advanced civilizations (starts shifting due to Dyson swarms etc). Something in our understanding is very wrong, and most of the options are horrifying, in their own ways.

[–] Leg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

There are a few unexplained phenomena in the universe that physicists do little more than shrug their shoulders at. Any of them could be evidence of other life, and there are proposed theories suggesting as much. We can't prove anything definitively because we're too limited in how far we can go towards explaining the unexplained, but I'd say there's an asterisk on "nothing".

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah. The distances are too vast. Even if you could touch 1/4 of light speed then that means to get anywhere you take light years and x4 and you start to see the issue.

Then there's the time dilation thing. Suppose you do see some evidence...so u fly towards it. Only in the time it takes u to get there the civ is gone.

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