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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code Β§33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] ShunkW@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just imagine how people used to send these messages via regular old snail mail.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

I don't think I've gotten one of these in a decade or more

[–] jitkstra@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You are the only one I love ❀️

[–] kozy138@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

"Highschool never ends!"

[–] clearleaf@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

These used to be every third comment on youtube.