Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 years ago by retrolasered@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They're portable-O mushrooms

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[–] boblin@infosec.pub 11 points 2 years ago

The pun is so bad it made me sigh. Top quality dad joke!

[–] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I dont get it

[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Portobello is a type of mushroom

[–] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

God fucking dammit

[–] lando55@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

You take that filthy unclejokes talk out of my dadjokes!

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

That is the correct response.

[–] chakan2@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I thought it was for sure because you were a fun-gi.