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[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

But is the MRI machine OK?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hear that's the million dollar wound.

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[–] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

HOW? Also, did she get Darwin award?

[–] JonsJava@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Sorry, but Darwin awards are for people who improved the gene pool by removing themselves from it. I know anal is popular, but I don't think that's how you make babies.

Now, she could get an honorable mention for the attempt.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

As she just injured herself and did not remove herself from the gene pool, she does not qualify.

[–] odelik@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I hate to break it to, especially as a man that appreciates a nice ass, the butt is not responsible for sexual reproduction.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] odelik@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Darwin awards require that the person either kills themselves or removes themselves from the gene pool by maiming their sexual organs.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I see, I thought it was for people who shouldn’t breed

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