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[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You're fucking the guy, he likes his name being said and it turns you off? How'd you get to that point? You don't have a nickname? I don't care if your name is Rumplestiltskin, if you want me to say your name I am making deep eye contact and saying it and I will mean it. I will moan it. Nothing is better than knowing what my partner wants so I can give it to them.

Normalise following orders like a good sub.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] aeki@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is such a beautiful comment.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 54 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Now imagine it's gilbert gottfried screeching 'say my name baby' at you

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Do you imagine him as Iago from Aladdin or the Aflac Duck when he's saying that?

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

More his reading of 50 shades of grey

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

¿Porque no los dos?

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Or Jack Frost from the PBS Noddy live action.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Daqu@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

That's hot. Me so horny.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

I am imagining Gilbert Godfrey saying this loudly and in the most annoying way possible as he climaxes.

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Gill doesn't sound so bad.

[–] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] dadGPT@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

thanks a gillion

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

just pretend you're French. "ah oui, baisse mon chat, Gilbert!"

[–] ccdfa@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Mon chat 😭

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

“Uh actually it’s pronounced Gilbert. Get it right you dirty bitch. Gil, Bert. Just like that”

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yeah, uh... I can't read the "say my name" part without hearing Gilbert Goddfried's voice in my head. Is that normal?

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 points 2 years ago

Imagine eating Gilbert’s grapes.

[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

Just yell out his nickname, Gilly-Willy.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 years ago

One of the few screenshots that's funny every time I see it.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago

Who's eating whom now!

[–] Skeptomatic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Who's gargling Gilbert's grapes?

Anne Blythe in bed

[–] LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago
[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

Say my name mommy