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I got diagnosed with a condition in which I can’t stop making airport puns (vlemmy.net)

submitted 2 years ago by loopy@vlemmy.net to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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doctors say it’s terminal

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[–] Motavader@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That joke is awfully plane

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I think it landed

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I think thats the yoke.

[–] Skrewzem@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

There was some turbulence on delivery

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I think we let this thread runway too far.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I had the same problem, and I tried an experimental drug pilot. The doctor explained the attendant risks in crewed terms, but I suspect I'm in the placebo control...tower.

[–] LateToTheCuttingEdge@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

That's a first class joke. I could use a coach like you to help me keep people in their seats and not heading towards the emergency exits!

[–] patchw3rk@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

slow flaps

[–] WagnasT@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 2 years ago

I tell people about linux, I use arch btw, the terminal is very powerful.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'm flying tomorrow, gonna drop this one on the family for sure!