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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 123 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Um acthually, that's a toilet pipe since the smoke doesn't bubble through the water.

[–] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 50 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Exactly, you would need to place your mouth over the entire toilet seat to use that as a bong.

[–] Seasoned_Greetings@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not the seat. The rim. The seat doesn't create a seal.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

Kin, wake up. New rimjob just dropped.

[–] HangingFruit@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Hold my bong

[–] Basil@lemmings.world 9 points 1 year ago

Hear me out, stretch a condom over the toilet seat and cut a hole in the tip

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Lmao thanks for that mental image

[–] aelwero@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Direct vent to sewer gasses...

"It's mostly Maui Waui, but it's got some Labrador in it"

Gotta be a couple folks in here old enough to catch that one, right? ;)

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just old enough to know the reference but not where it's from

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Cheech and Chong, I think it was Up in Smoke, but it could have been Nice Dreams. Those are the only two Cheech and Chong movies I have seen.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Good shit man

[–] tanja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago

Love the 420 on the left

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 9 points 1 year ago

My god... Look at the size of that nug!

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit..

[–] BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there a patent number for this? Would make a fun print from those services that frame any patent for you.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Patent number?

[–] Zapp_Brannigan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago

This is for jenkem clearly

napalm juice

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah yes, The Anarchist Cookbook...

HOW IT STARTED | HOW IT'S GOING

The painter didnt und erstand the purpose of a bong. It needs to BUBBLE THROUGH THE WATER to get cold and (in this case not really) clean.

If you tunnel through the water with a hose, you have made an toilet-water-tank-pipe with extra steps - neglecting the whole point of having a toilet