giantfloppycock

I agree with speaking with your actions here, but at the same time, this seems like some weirdly unnecessary gatekeeping.

This isn’t boomer humor, it’s highlighting a misogynistic practice by flipping gender roles - pretty non-boomer imo.

obviously because you are moving your body/burning calories

I wouldn’t say this is obvious or completely true. Burning calories is separate from digestion - for example, if you’re burning them too fast (e.g., sprinting), your body will divert resources towards the running, which will slow digestion.

I wish to sit upon my throne while watching you prepare my meal

True

Good points.

That you, Mr. Lahey?

I’ll do it again

lmao even the wii guy looks like the canister

Shit I knew I forgot to do something today.