Yes. Pizza was always a lie.
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Soup, chili, cereal; it's all just salad.
In that comparison, I'd argue that buttered toast is a pizza.
1: this dude doesn't know how calzones are made 2: calzones are sushi
Are you telling me that pop tarts are not in fact ravioli?
A corn dog is a calzone.
Quiche is pie. Not all pies are quiche
Humans are Salad.
Unless they are still digesting, than they are often salad with croutons.
A chilli relleno is a quiche
Oops my sushi fell on its side and turned into quiche.
No it didn’t. Quiche is open on one end. Sushi is open on 2.
Well this tracks since a dick is just a modified clit
So... Pie and empanadas are calzone?
Wouldn't a stuffed crust be sushi? It's a tube, it just connects until you slice the pizza
So a Wellington is a sushi or calzone?
A calzone, the ends aren't open. A wellington is usually shown cut but that doesn't change its identification
Sushi is just made with sushi rice. It has literally nothing to do with the shape of the food.
What about the Danish French Hotdog? Where does that fit in?
It's a tall quiche
And now I want calzone attached toast