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[–] thesprongler@lemmy.world 155 points 1 year ago (2 children)

After years of working and saving, I can now afford to miss ONE paycheck. I'm no longer poor! /s

[–] Clent@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fuck outta here with your weak-ass bones!

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 24 points 1 year ago

When the revolution comes, you will not be spared.

[–] Electricblush@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What I find interesting is how often statements like this that are trying to unify the working class (or whatever you end up calling it) just derails into semantics instead of actually people bringing out the pitchforks and shouting "eat the rich"

We are all fucked.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Amongst the little mice fighting under the table for crumbs falling from the cake being divided above, once in a while one finds a slightly larger crumb, proudly raises it over his head and shouts: "See?! The system woks!"

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[–] Clent@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"But through my retirement I own .000000001% of a company!"

Having stock in a company doesn't make you a capitalist anymore than checking out a bible from the library makes you a Christian.

[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

.000000001% of a $100 billion company is $1. The average person could own per year $5000 if they used automatic deposits and got the employer match.

I know you are trying to exaggerate to make a point, but don't discourage people from getting the employer match if they can.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (10 children)

I employee matched for years just to watch our CEO tank our stock to 1/5 the original price.

Point being, remember it's still an investment in a single stock and comes with that amount of risk.

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[–] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • 10,000 seconds = 2.8 hours
  • 100,000 seconds = 1.2 days
  • 1,000,000 seconds = 11.6 days
  • 10,000,000 seconds = 116 days
  • 100,000,000 seconds = 3 years
  • 1,000,000,000 seconds = 32 years

Don't be fooled. It's billionaires against everyone else. Even multimillionaires are closer to the everyday person. The working class consists of two groups: those without disposable income (nominally those with "hours" in income), and those with some disposable income (days in income).

If they ain't got a "year" in income, their they're one of us.

[–] rando895@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it's better to think of it like this:

How do you make your money? Do you need to make a wage? Or can you let your property (land, buildings, stocks, etc.) be your income?

The real amount doesn't matter, it's whether you have to work to live or not.

If you have to work, you are the working class. If you don't, you are the owner/capitalist class. But your analysis is still somewhat correct: millionaires and small business owners are closer to the working class than billionaires, it does still matter how they make it though.

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Modern America is like Tsarist Russia. A tiny elite, a small 'middle class,' and a vast army of poor people.

[–] Pipoca@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's generally considered safe to withdraw 4% of your nest egg each year. Someone with 2 million can support an 80k/year retirement.

The average multimillionaire is literally just any person with a six figure salary who has been saving for retirement and is nearing retirement. You basically can't retire without at least being a millionaire.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Yeah people don’t believe me when i say middle class is 300k because they want to be middle class

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (11 children)

A person making 300k can still be working class. Unless you own capital that makes enough money for you to live off, you are working class

[–] rando895@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

Exactly. It's how you make your money, not how much you make.

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I think 150k (ish) in my city would be solidly middle class. You could buy a house/car/retire on that.

I'm in a super weird spot, because I make good enough money that I have savings to support me after job loss, and I make enough money that I don't really have to worry about my grocery bill (within reason). Heck, there's even a chance that I'll be able to have a decent retirement.

But a house? Not happening. New car? No chance. Even eating out every week isn't viable. And even what I have is only because I have a pretty sweet rent situation.

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ITT: lots of people making very concrete statements about cost of living that somehow apply equally to every single city in the US at the same time

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Middle class was originally defined as a class that gets at least some significant percent of their income from stocks bonds and other investments. I'm willing to bet that ain't you.

[–] BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is this a definition common in a specific country outside the U.S.? I see this claim in multiple places in the thread, but that's not how it has been historically defined in the U.S. or in France where the term originated. Middle class in the original context evolved out of the mercantile class that traded goods in cities - neither aristocrat nor serf - during the middle ages. That original definition had nothing to do with investments.

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[–] Aux@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's an American point of view. Here in Britain there are pretty much only two main classes: aristocracy and dirty peasants. Doesn't matter what you do and how rich you are, if your ancestors didn't sit at the round table - you're a peasant.

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There are 4 in the UK.

  • The upper class aka the aristocracy. Born into money and titles.

  • Middle class. Rich enough to live purely off their investments, don't need to work, but also don't the the old blood titles.

*Upper working class (what the media likes calling the middle class). Lives well, but reliant on a job income.

  • Lower working class (what the media likes calling working class). Lives paycheck to paycheck and has to trade luxuries off to make ends meet.

The bottom 2 are peasants. The 2nd are "vaguely acceptable breeding stock/upstart peasants.

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[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't think that's true. There's definitely the three classes, but many people believe they're middle class when they're not.

It's basically impossible to become upper class. I think I read somewhere that it takes 3 or 4 successive generations at somewhere like Eton to be considered upper class.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (6 children)

That's a definition of "working class" but not generally what people outside certain academic contexts mean when they say that phrase; using the more common definition does not indicate "confusion about your class status."

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[–] N0body@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago

Workers work because they have to. Owners own and work if they want to.

[–] Cool_Name@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can afford to miss a paycheck. In fact, I'm currently planning for a four month stretch where I'll need to live off of savings. Thinking that I, with my 11 year old honda fit, 10 year old PC, and my 2 roommates, am in the top 20% of this stat is very alarming.

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[–] Ilflish@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I work paycheck to paycheck but if I told people how much I made and called myself poor I'd probably anger people. I just make sure that I do what's in my power to keep myself comfortable now, even if that means overspending on luxuries

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you have no financial reserves, you are IMO poor or stupid. One of both.

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I like how things are defaulting to the US as if that's the whole world.

[–] dfc09@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

She's probably American and talking about America. We shouldn't have to qualify every single thing we say, if it doesn't apply to you then it doesn't apply. It's certainly worthwhile to the discussion to add your own experiences in places it doesn't apply, but just pointing out that she didn't explicitly say she's talking about America (even though she very nearly did) isn't super relevant.

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bold of you to assume I'm American.

[–] Leg@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That was silly of her. I mean, look at you? Clearly nowhere near America. She should apologize to you.

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