this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2024
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[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is very high effort. Where can I find more

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sir this is a shitpost sub, there's no quality control here

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There should be one with quality control then

[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If a shitpost has quality controls is it still technically a shitpost anymore?

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Depends on the definition of shitpost. Shit could be produced, controlled and sold like any other product too

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Depends on whether somebody pulled it out of their ass IMHO.

[–] PatMustard@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

Just check your local public toilet wall

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago

And a night that fucking jeep has high beams on at all times that far exceed what should be street legal and still carry out the royal decree.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Polarized sunglasses, accept no substitute.

(Seriously. They're game changing and no more expensive that non-polarized.)

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago

I actually have a pair, and they're amazing. I've had them for years, and they just keep giving. Best money I spent on an accessory

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Recommendation for decent brand?

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I’ve gotten some from a brand called “Duco.” I don’t know anything about the brand except that they’ve been decent sunglasses (though they do scratch easily) and relatively inexpensive (though their price has gone up).

It’s fun what polarized sunglasses do though, tilting your head makes some things appear differently. Like tinting on car windows or asphalt on some parking lots.

[–] PatMustard@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Last I heard almost all sunglasses brands were owned by Luxotica so all the lenses are basically the same

[–] Ascend-910@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not anymore there's a blanket~

So we toss blankets over SUVs?

[–] Ascend-910@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Sound like a big blanket

[–] callyral@pawb.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the sun pisses light at the earth

[–] radix@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Elderos@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

*watersports intensifies*

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Saving this so I can take credit for it 5 years from now

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

But if you practice really hard for 5 years I bet your artistic skills could outdo this.

[–] Tautvydaxx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Very well done sir, my greatest regards for this woderfull shitpost

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

It's not original, I have this saved from slightly after rexxit.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Sunbeam's a good job, mate.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this about solar powered trucks