this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2024
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[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is very high effort. Where can I find more

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sir this is a shitpost sub, there's no quality control here

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There should be one with quality control then

[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If a shitpost has quality controls is it still technically a shitpost anymore?

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Depends on the definition of shitpost. Shit could be produced, controlled and sold like any other product too

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Depends on whether somebody pulled it out of their ass IMHO.

[–] PatMustard@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago

Just check your local public toilet wall

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago

And a night that fucking jeep has high beams on at all times that far exceed what should be street legal and still carry out the royal decree.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Polarized sunglasses, accept no substitute.

(Seriously. They're game changing and no more expensive that non-polarized.)

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 years ago

I actually have a pair, and they're amazing. I've had them for years, and they just keep giving. Best money I spent on an accessory

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Recommendation for decent brand?

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I’ve gotten some from a brand called “Duco.” I don’t know anything about the brand except that they’ve been decent sunglasses (though they do scratch easily) and relatively inexpensive (though their price has gone up).

It’s fun what polarized sunglasses do though, tilting your head makes some things appear differently. Like tinting on car windows or asphalt on some parking lots.

[–] PatMustard@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Last I heard almost all sunglasses brands were owned by Luxotica so all the lenses are basically the same

[–] Ascend-910@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not anymore there's a blanket~

So we toss blankets over SUVs?

[–] Ascend-910@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Sound like a big blanket

[–] callyral@pawb.social 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the sun pisses light at the earth

[–] radix@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Elderos@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

*watersports intensifies*

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Saving this so I can take credit for it 5 years from now

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

But if you practice really hard for 5 years I bet your artistic skills could outdo this.

[–] Tautvydaxx@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Very well done sir, my greatest regards for this woderfull shitpost

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

It's not original, I have this saved from slightly after rexxit.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Sunbeam's a good job, mate.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this about solar powered trucks