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A raccoon was behind the massive power outage that knocked out electricity to some 7,000 customers in downtown Toronto for hours Thursday night.

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[–] cralder@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

A raccoon was behind the massive power outage that knocked out electricity to some 7,000 customers in downtown Toronto for hours Thursday night.

Hydro One said a raccoon “made contact with equipment” at a downtown station, which cut the lights for parts of the city. The raccoon's condition is currently unknown

Fucking gold

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The raccoon’s condition is currently ~~unknown~~ charcoal and meatspray.

I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting

Look, my lad, I know a dead ~~parrot~~ raccoon when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable ~~bird~~ mamal, the ~~Norwegian Blue~~ Canadian Trash Panda, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you expect, equipment that can endure contact from a raccoon!?

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Nah, we'll only splurge for that when the equipment serves at least eight thousand customers. Seven thousand is just not enough to justify it.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's pretty peak Toronto in all honesty. I mean this is the same city that set up a lil shrine for a dead raccoon that was just on the sidewalk. We're a weird city. This isn't even the first time it's happened. There was another blackout in Scarborough, part of the Greater Toronto Area, that happened because of a raccoon.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I have never been to Toronto, but your description of it makes me think of Pawnee.

The raccoon problem is under control. They have their part of town, and we have ours

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

We don't segregate our two societies here.

[–] throws_lemy@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

soon "Planet of the Raccoon"

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RandomStickman@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The fucking cigarette. I never noticed before lmao

[–] Cinner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought it was a half smoked joint.

[–] RandomStickman@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

You might be right

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Hydro One(opens in a new tab) said a raccoon “made contact with equipment” at a downtown station, which cut the lights for parts of the city."

Whoah, whoah, whoah... Raccoon OK?

"The raccoon's condition is currently unknown."

🥺

[–] Cinner@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

The raccoon's condition is currently unknown.

Dry leather with a hint of bone underneath the char.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does anyone else think Avenue Road is a stupid name? Who thought that was a good idea?

[–] Ddub@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The saying goes that when the Brits were marking out Toronto the surveyor put a stake in the road and said, let's 'ave a new road 'ere

[–] Vathsade@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Sigh... Upvote

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)


The raccoon in question

[–] Trashboat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Probably testing some Doofenshmirtz-esque evil invention

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Scandalously

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

if a single raccoon can cause this much damage the power company kinda deserves heat for this lol