Ask Lemmy

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

Pretty good actually.

I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay

I'd be just fine.

I'm a very old Musketeer.

I can live off soiled bread I suppose

I'm aceing at it, sadly.

Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E

I stare at the wall reciting pi over and over, while my body withers, mind untethered, consumed by a mathematical void.

McDonald's stocks go up 200%

Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

Basically no change.

I'm going to pick my nose!

:,(

The best I can make sense of it is that I make my money as some sort of emo catboy vtuber. Assuming I'm not already reasonably popular, that boils down to how good a streamer I can be and the economic factors of going into the EN vtubing industry after the initial boom. And I'm already at a disadvantage because "emo catboy" is a weak concept that lacks originality.

Mecha + Magic = Mechagic Im in a magic mecha, i think im doing well

I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.

I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.

Monté Christo was quite skillful.

I should be fine, just gotta change my name

I'm already dead

My name is genuinely not actually Steve so I'm good

The walls are closing in...

I'm mostly fine, I hope

It doesn't have to be good, right?

Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.

Would be nice to be buzzed all the time

I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.

I think I'd be alright.

I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.

But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?

Seems like a fun spell

Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.

I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.

I'm not gonna worry about it

Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?