this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2024
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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, no, Friday made it to us. Congrats Friday!

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

We didn't land on Friday! Friday landed on us!

[–] folshost@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I look forward to seeing this post every week. It's encouraging that Mr. Krabs is proud of me

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

It just reminds me of the unstoppable passage of time and how I'm wasting it.

[–] ajrwill@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

You know, everytime I see this post I think, "What a pointless post.".

That is until it's Friday and seeing this reminds me another long week down with the weekend to enjoy!

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

but I'm tired :(

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago