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[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 96 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Liberty, guns, beer, turd.

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 20 points 1 year ago

LIBERTY GUNS BEER TRAITOR

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought the L stood for leedom.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago

Oh I thought twat!

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 83 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The L and the T are mutually exclusive

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know, the T took quite a number of Ls at one point or another

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Prolly some Ds too

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Especially on January 6

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the Q! Qanon

[–] zigmus64@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

I literally thought the T was going to be titties, and was prepared to laugh. Now I’m just sad.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is pretty funny, for a conservative.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Yup solid C-. Usually right wing comedy is D- at best.

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It's because they need to make room for his fat ugly face

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago
[–] deven@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LemonLord@endlesstalk.org 3 points 1 year ago

🎵Redneck Piece of White Trash.🎶🍿

If the T was "THC," it could legitimately be a libertarian sign. As it is, it just makes me sad.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 year ago

LGBT without IQ...

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At least the outline of Trump is realistic (fat) and not that fit Trump delusion.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

now I'm gonna Google what Trump thinks he looks like.

Edit: Here it is

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do these guys even know what liberty means?

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Liberty is when gun. The more gun you have, the more liberty you are.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

I don't know why, but it do!

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It can be called meta-irony

Or a maybe its more likely a phantasm in this case actually come to think of it.

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[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Lady-Groping Barbaric Traitor

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

LGBTQ+ for dumbasses

Liberty, Guns, Beer, Twat, Qanon, ✝

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why does his profile look like a hunchback with a toupe?

[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Walks like a duck...

[–] protist@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Accurate describe

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Legs Genitals Butts and Thighs.

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I like the way this is inclusive to everyone too, perfect!

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works -5 points 1 year ago

Only comment I actually apreciate in this post 🥹.

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn what a missed opportunity.

Qanon

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I: ignorant A: asshole (the driver, not you)

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago

Of course they always gotta spin it around and make it about themselves.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lemur, garbanzo, gin, testicle?

Must be some kind of passcode or sleeper agent activation code.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll give you all the other ones, but I don't see how the second picture can pass for a garbanzo bean.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

If you hold your head like this and keep one eye closed and the other slightly squinted and with a lot of fantasy it's not that far off.

Just like rabbits and spaceships look just alike.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I hope someone smashed their window