Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)

I am getting called a hero! Other than that orbital strike I called down on my entire squad….

I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.

not slaying the princess I guess.

Sonic Adventure

• property damage
• animal abduction
• petty theft
• fishing without a license
• treasure hunting without a license.

Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.

literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square

Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!

Playing cards...? It was solitaire 😅

Nothing because no one's alive anymore - gtfo Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

reckless driving

I don't know... Majonging?

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

Intergalactic genocide

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

Building without a permit

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.