I won't be arrested at all, as I have been spreading the glory of Managed Democracy across the galaxy.

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

Building without a permit

Stacking blocks and clearing lines.

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

Throwing darts at balloons

Do porn games on an old android count?

I don't know... Majonging?

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Cheating at Poker

Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.

Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.

Killing gods

Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)

Necromancy

I was doing a renegade run of Mass Effect, so I guess I'm being tried in The Hague.

Hunting a rich person (Astarion's questline)

Animal abuse

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.