this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2023
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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

Xxxx xxxxx xx xx xxxx xxxx? Xxxx'x xxxx xxxxxx...

[–] revlayle@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was thinking "someone should do this with all Xs"

And here you deliver! Bravo

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Thank you :))

[–] gotnuffin@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Alone MuX is a genuix

[–] greendakota99@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

If someone tags him in this he may just use it.

[–] AnonymousLlama@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Old mate spent billions on this so he can run it into the ground, amazing

[–] mjhelto@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

If you're the richest man on earth, and your workers (and other pesty workers) are using Twitter to organize, just buy the platform and run it into the ground!

[–] BadRS@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

There's no method here. No plan. No goal. We are watching a grown man have a tantrum because no matter how much money he spends he can't force people to like him.

[–] Space_Jamke@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

And then they just organize on Facebook or WhatsApp instead. Monopoly 101 failed.

[–] BobVersionFour@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Next step you have to use L33t speak to be able to post on X

[–] z3n0x@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Definitely did not try that. Nope.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
[–] snooggums@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Not pictured: Tryung to sign in with Google just displays a poop emoji.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I clicked on the X in the picture to try to close it. I am not a clever man.

[–] yoz@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know, I have a certain Xfinity for this redesign idea.

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

Xaving ixxues witx your xinternet? Call a cuxtomer xupport reprexentative.

Xhank you for chooxing Xfinity!

Xincerely,

Xfinity Xeo

[–] lolola@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Is ❎ the new 🅱️?

[–] z3n0x@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

EXtrEmE interNetXing!

[–] ilickfrogs@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Don't Xeet @ him or he might actually do it

[–] RatoGBM@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Where is the Xign out button?

[–] QTpi@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The random replacement of letters with X has me twitching.... WHY?! There's no logic to it....

[–] NoisyOne57@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

the replacements envision Elon's definition of coolness.

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

"New notification from your X... account"

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

We Homestuck now

[–] TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

🔫 𝕏lways 𝕏as bee𝕏!

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Plot twist: Yilong Ma acquires WeChat and renames it to Z

[–] Lenins2ndCat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Welcome to XXX X. Nsfw Twitter.

[–] Snekeyes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Websites are supposed to just change the logo for social media? Yeah. Nope. Website owners are just gonna take it down casue they won't know. Bye bye X.

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Damn, MuX should rename the domain to x.xxx

[–] gsa32@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 This is funny lmao 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣

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