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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Alarm bells, chicken kid. Red flags!

Other person's basically admitting to a frequent loss of emotional control and being allowed to do it with/at their partner. I bet by week four of drama, chicken kid's constantly rolling eyes away from yet another outburst of attempted emotional manipulation and going to KFC.

[–] remotedev@lemmy.ca 23 points 11 months ago

You just described every middle school relationship

[–] numberfour002@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's true what they say, though. You can't make an omelette without breaking an egg. That's also true when it comes to properly breading chicken in preparation for deep frying, the secret ingredient is dipping the chicken in egg before coating with bread crumbs. And I think if we're all being honest with ourselves, the same can basically be said about relationships.

[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are you saying I should dip my wife in egg wash and bread crumbs? That's a weird kink.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago

Hey don't knock someone else's yumm

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

I think they're saying you should dip your wife in egg before dipping in breadcrumbs.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Note: deep-fried spouse may be illegal in your jurisdiction

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

You bet....what?

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago

Least I got chicken

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 31 points 11 months ago

Reasonable chicken kid. Self aware of their boundaries

[–] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

They got their priorities right. Can’t help a friend/SO in need if you’re hangry and weak from lack of food.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"so [x] is more important than me??? 😭"

bruh

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.de 13 points 11 months ago

Well, they're honest, that's nice.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Good. Don't let anyone change what you truly care about.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

This actually very solid advice, no joke, have bro who's 25 currently, walking dead looking mf because his girl manipulating and shaming the fuck of him while he's working 11 hours 6 days a week and cooking and doing chores at home, bro lost himself

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Find you someone who looks at you the way this kid (probably) looks at fried chicken

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Also, impressive penmanship, on both counts.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Sam from iCarly be like.

[–] mibo80@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

This kid just Leroy Jenkins'd into a relationship.