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[–] wurzelwerk@lemy.lol 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can anyone recommend my cat a good lift kit?

[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago

If your cat makes you carry them around everywhere, then you are essentially their lift kit

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn we got scammed. Where's the rest of my cat?

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

decides one day to just live where you do separately

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And then some idiots decided they should have no legs at all.

[–] AMDIsOurLord@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

LowRider Kitty

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Cat-erpillar

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 38 points 1 year ago
[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] deus@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I see your stilt cat and raise you a stilt wolf.

[–] genuineparts@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's 25% more cat per cat!

[–] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

At Aperture Science we boop the whole snoot, not just the Nose. That's 40% more boop per snoot!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

I can't really agree with the "uncomfortably" part, I def wanna feel the slapping power of them extra leveraged paws and see like a really biiig jump!

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Well something has to balance out the Corgis.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It even has the forehead M

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Yah long legged bastard.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago
[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

As a tall person, I love this. I've also always ~~wanted to own~~ loved the idea of owning a gorgeous F1 Savannah cat.

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Pspspspspsp

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

... kitty longlegs ...

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Looks like one of those lifted American pickups

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Cat version of a fox