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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 28 points 11 months ago

*switches sorting between new, scaled, hot and active

it's a flippin' orgy

[–] otacon239@feddit.de 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago

he died from having sex with trump

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have three rules:

  • Biggest one tops

  • No funny stuff in the peehole

  • We will make out first and you will like it

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Biggest dick or tallest or is it by volume? Cause I have a decent chance at winning two of those and I just want to get fucked D=

Ok with #3 tho

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

By length. Sorry I didn't make the rules. I have a very small penis.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Hmmm, I have a strapon harness and a prodigious toy collection. Take turns?

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Sure i'm new to this bisexual thing anyways

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago

You guys have sex?!?

[–] HorreC@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago

It was just masturbation for me, PugJesus had both posts.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 11 months ago
[–] FMC8456@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Is it even technically gay if the two users are opposite genders? (not sure if Zeppo is male, it only seems like it from the profile, if I'm wrong I deeply apologize).

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Maybe it means that Garfield has intense gay sex with the cannabis pie

[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Depends on the user’s default sort.

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 6 points 11 months ago

a screenshot that shows this post above another post that reads "they had intense gay sex" with an arrow pointing above it, to this post

Ha! Perfect!

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago
[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

moe from Simpsons and post malone

[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[–] Senseless@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

Karlach and two female WW2 soviet senior sergeants? Well.. zip

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

A video game and a salad... I'm intrigued.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Same for me, ew

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago