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Wait until you see your mid 30s lol. Being awake hurts. I used to wonder how my dad could fall asleep in his chair after dinner while watching a movie. Now I wonder how much of what I feel and think now is just a reboot from his experiences from when he was this age. He didn't seem as stressed as I feel, but maybe I just didn't see it, and maybe I'm not showing it as much as I think I am.
Dude I’m early 30s and that lil sponge dude
Mid 20s… poor sweet summer child.
So accurate it hurts...
Dunno man I'm like 30 and I still stay up till 2-3 every day. Your body gets used to it. Coffee helps.
It's not heathy for sure but whatever.
Jokes on you, I'm still young Mr krabs at heart